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As the mother of a young daughter.... This is what I dream about, lol

As the mother of a young daughter.... This is what I dream about, lol

Everyone needs a best friend with crazy ideas<<What if that's all your friends?

Everyone needs a best friend with crazy ideas<<What if that's all your friends?

bahahaha "I wasn't that drunk" -"Dude, you gave a sock to a midget yelling DOBBY YOU'RE FREE!"

bahahaha "I wasn't that drunk" -"Dude, you gave a sock to a midget yelling DOBBY YOU'RE FREE!"

My mom wouldn't understand this, but if someone's does, this is the best way to get out of trouble... lol

My mom wouldn't understand this, but if someone's does, this is the best way to get out of trouble... lol

EvilI wasn't that drunk | You carried a bucket of water outside and told kids Frosty the snowman was dead. | I'm just naturally evil...

EvilI wasn't that drunk | You carried a bucket of water outside and told kids Frosty the snowman was dead. | I'm just naturally evil...