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Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. #ecard

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. BAHAHAHA ALL THE TIME!

I love the way you lie... LOL JK, lie to me again and I'll throw a brick at your face. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Friendship Ecard: I love the way you lie. LOL JK, lie to me again and I'll throw a brick at your face.

Thanks for being the kind of friend who also hates talking on the phone. @allmyfriends (there are so few)

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that (pick up the phone to call you). I hate talking on the phone. The only people I don't mind talking to on the phone is family. Everyone else just needs to text me. We can talk when we hang out.

I needed a great wine yesterday !

A good friend knows when to pour a glass of wine and talk it out. A great friend knows when to shut up and hand over the bottle.

That's my story and I'm sticking with it

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I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

This is a real agreement between me and my sister-in-law. I recommend everyone find a coma-moustache buddy.  Now, before it's too late!

This is a real agreement between me and my sister-in-law. I recommend everyone find a coma-moustache buddy. Now, before it's too late!promise me!

Haha, the best laid plans ...

"I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom" (ecards)

oh me oh my......been here done that; haven't we all? hehe.

Maybe you'll start feeling better if you stop reading WebMD. ***Actually, this may be what my Doctor say's.

Lets avoid any tickling, pretend fighting, or fake pitty parties, wait 45 minutes to start the movie, and just start making out now.

Lets avoid any tickling, pretend fighting, or fake pitty parties, wait 45 minutes to start the movie, and just start making out now.

summer is almost over... try to contain yourself: the season of Pumpkin EVERYTHING is coming!

summer is almost over. try to contain yourself: the season of Pumpkin EVERYTHING is coming! Already got my pumpkin beer. Waiting on pumpkin spice lattes!

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