Jessica Simpson captioned this photo “Metaphor,” but she could’ve just called it “Please remember I’m pregnant, too.” She must be feeling like Kim Kardashian stole all of her thunder, which can’t be a comfortable feeling.
surisburnbook: David Beckham has reportedly joined the Paris St. Germain soccer team, which means that the Beckhams will now split their time between London and Paris. This is so unfair. There’s no way Harper Beckham will be able to really appreciate Paris. (Except for croissants and other French bread products.)