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Except for the last one

Hahahah "what's the meaning of life though?" Every night this is my life!

Add to the list. I'm sorry I haven't been on. Who missed me?!

Those stringy things on bananas though, never really thought about it but so true

Except replace flirting with you are my friend

or it just means i rllly like you and consider you a close enough friend to be extra sarcastic with lol


I'm the last one and I will eat all the cake I want and wear a damn bikini when I want to. Watch me


This is the most accurate thing I ever did read << Yeah, especially the bit about summoning Satan.

Teenager Posts


Teenager Post - Home alone? Did you mean time to practice for my Broadway debut?

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Like when someone thinks I'm lying but I'm now then I accidentally smile


I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year. (Gets in bed) how was earth created who made microwaves how does the internet even work I'm hungry feels bad about something i did 4 years ago remembers 73 unfinished tasks too wired to sleep

I cant stop laughing

I cant IMAGINE having a student try to pull this off. Funny student answers from when kids are willing to risk their grades to be clever

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*works opening shift with pneumonia* *can't do homework without a snack first* XD

Now every time this happens, I think of this text post and how true it is, and then I'm STILL NOT PAYING ATTENTION

29 Internet Philosophers Who Will Rip A Hole In Your Mind. These are literally the best posts ever!