Sherbert pips - and the scary man who ran the sweet shop under the railway bridge. Some of the sweets had to be weighed out and put in a little paper bag, sherbet pips being one of those. The shop owner always looked sort of grubby.
I was dying reading these out loud in my living room, but my roommate does not think any of these are funny. I feel sorry for him and his lack of ability to make fun of hipster pictures.«««lol the lamp one 😂