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Loud- It's be Quiet. When Quiet- It's Whats wrong, Top 35 Most Funny Humor Quotes and Jokes

Very clever! Except that I would need a really big mosquito to get away with some of the slaps people deserve!

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

I do this with my mom and aunt Colleen... my best friends and my cubicle cuties at work. Love em all, we have so much fun

a bestfriend moment!

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look.that one is shaped like an idiot." - Post by satan on Boldomatic.

Today is not your day

So either back off, go away.put a sock in it, leave me alone or take your life in your own hands. Bye Bye NOW!

What am I gonna eat later

My thoughts exactly.

I'm just going to put an 'Out of Order' sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

I'm just going to put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day". funny quotes about living with chronic illness / fibro/ BRAIN FOG / / lupus

Lol that's funny.... and yes I'm totally doing this!

Submission document

Next time someone rings you home phone, test their intelligence by replying with, "hi, can i call you back i'm driving." - if we only had a home phone.

or a seven am phone call on saturday! @Carson Abrams

I HATE when people call or text me at and ask this!

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Kevin Hart Seriously Funny Quotes: Funny Quotes Pictures About Life Love Birthday Sayings Pictures

I hope that's not true

People keep telling me the 'right person' will come along. I think mine got hit by a bus or something. So true

Yup :D not to mention someone keeps moving the furniture when I'm not looking.

Funny pictures about I'm not clumsy. Oh, and cool pics about I'm not clumsy. Also, I'm not clumsy.

Dyinggg! I know a few miserable cows..

This makes me laugh so hard because I am a cranky cow today! Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow.

Worst nightmare

I just did a weeks worth of cardio after walking into a spider's web. Definitely Fall is is the air.spiders are everywhere!

People who say this are a real pet peeve for me, i.e

Southern women know how to say what comes AFTER "no offense" without saying "no offense" first, so it's more of a surprise. MUCH more fun that way. (This is why I never say no offense)

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