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Forgive and forget doesn´t work for me. Does fuck off and die work for you. Forgive and forget doesn´t work for me. Does fuck off and die work for you?

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"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not in fact, just surrounded by assholes.

Humm, If I'm this crabby this young, I'm certain to be a bright ray of fuckin' sunshine later while scootin' around with my cane and wheelchair.

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: Humm, If I'm this crabby this young, I'm certain to be a bright ray of fuckin' sunshine later while scootin' around with my cane and wheelchair.

No thanks I have had enough! Time to start caring about everything!

A tall glass of I don't give a fuck. How about a tall glass of I don't give a ?

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I hate when people leave them in the parking spots. Park next to a freakin cart return if you are that lazy.

Shock My Mind

Don’t try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer.

it's important to be consistent, you know.

Free and Funny News Ecard: If you are going to be close-minded. would you mind being close-mouthed as well?

My mom was/is the best. She took the best care of me and sacrificed so much for me! I love my mommy!

Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away.while daddy snores next to you. Funny and so true!

3/5/14 . . . company is coming - time to clean house! Those woodland animals would really come in handy.

I dont care Disney lied to us about Prince Charming I'm more upset about forest creators unwillingness to clean house.

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