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Be careful in life! If you are always looking behind you for a guy with a knife, youll miss out on much of what is ahead of you - like the guy with a knife who is that much smarter than you...

Be careful in life! If you are always looking behind you for a guy with a knife, you'll miss out on much of what is ahead of you - like the guy with a knife who is that much smarter than you.

@Kirsten   @Savannah Watson @Nicole Schussel @Kiara Chan @Leah Allen remember this life? :(

I'd prefer a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices.with unlimited Internet access, cupcakes, and coffee.

Every STINKING TIME!!!!

So true! EVERY single time lol! OCD at the gas station pump.it has to land on the right number or I'm annoyed lol

When life tries grabbing you by the balls, and squeezing until you just can't take it any more, gently remind life - I'm a woman. I don't have balls. You ca'nt hurt me...

When life tries grabbing you by the balls, and squeezing until you just cant take it any more, gently remind life - Im a woman. I dont have balls. You cant hurt me.

lol so true ! @Carrie Mcknelly Mcknelly Mcknelly Anderson...mom you do this all the time!!

"When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost.

Hell yes you did.

My mom taught me from a very young age to always hit the clearance racks first. Don't even look at the new arrivals until you've scoured the entire sale section. Basically, you should work your way from the back of the store, to the front.

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