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We can always use more shoes!

Another pair of shoes? YES! Or another pair of panties. shoes and panties, my weakness!

Marriage is finding that special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life!

Marriage is: finding that special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. or that will put up with me annoying them for the rest of their life.

I definitely need the second hug right about now. hehe

Please stop mistaking my wonderful sense of humor as flirtation. Just because I make you laugh does not mean I want you. I'm just naturally hilarious. {I'm not flirting. I'm just funny} customers don't understand

That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor... And you don't know whether to be proud or scared. Ha ha hayden def has mine!

That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor. And you don't know whether to be proud or scared. Ha ha hayden def has mine!

Yep.

Funny Flirting Ecard: If you're talking behind my back. you're in a real good position to kiss my ass.

I about died laughing

Men are like pantyhose Either they run, they cling, or they don't fit right in the crotch.

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