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Okay so this cracked me up as I envisioned random people walking around with…

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got five fingers, the middle one is for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got five fingers, the middle one is for you. - there are days when this applies to some people (ha.

Large Ave girls!

OR maybe a happy drunk? cause usually when there's a drink In my hand, there's a smile on my face! :) add hockey into the mix and you have yourself a extremely happy girl.

i lets ma haterz be ma motivaterz

Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.and please don't assume that the word bitches is referring to women only.

Lmao!! Target!

Heading into Target. See you in about a hundrend fifty bucks.

LMAO right

Insert 'husband' for 'boyfriend' and 'massage' for 'pedicure' and that sounds about right.

wtf: I'm done chasing people who aren't willing to do the same for me, or even meet me halfway. After today, the ice cream man can go fuck himself.

Evolving dismay of my twisted mind – Funny pics collection - PMSLweb

#ignoranceisbliss

There's no need to repeat yourself I ignored you just fine the first time! Lol I definitely work with people this applies to!

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