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yep, smiling on the E outside, but you'd better watch that silent N . it'll get you every time ~ 36 Funny Quotes And Sayings

No need to repeat yourself ! | (Mena    =)

There's no need to repeat yourself I ignored you just fine the first time! Lol I definitely work with people this applies to!

True story!!!

Excellent check list, but sorry about the runner. Sanity had to go.

Delayed laughter.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I find this funny because it's so me

Real Shit..☮☮

It's a beautiful day, I think I'll skip my meds and stir things up a bit - yep!

Truth.

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has food! Kitchen also has bacon in the words of my brother in law.

*The old Re-boot! We're way to use to living in the computer age!

If I'm ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in.see if that works I want life support for Then try this

Amen

OR maybe a happy drunk? cause usually when there's a drink In my hand, there's a smile on my face! :) add hockey into the mix and you have yourself a extremely happy girl.

Keep your friends close...

wtf: Keep your friends close and your enemies in a ditch, because fuck that

:D

"When you are dead, you don't know that you're dead. It is difficult only for the others.It is the same when You are Stupid. You Know Who You Are!

Yup ;)

that could mean lots of things like Pinkie finger - Pinkie promise. Ring finger - I do. Middle finger - Fuck you. Pointer finger - Yea, you Thumb - I'm okay.

I heard you were good in bed-you can sleep for HOURS! ;)

Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.

CORRECT :(

It's strange how common sense isn't that common anymore. Its strange how common sense isn't that common anymore!

mission complete

A sign that say: "I am not doing shit today." and that is says next to check mark: Mission accomplished.

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