"I hate when people make jokes about cutting, suicide or eating disorders because you don't know what the people around you are going through. It hurts." Like, honestly I hate those people with a burning passion
would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit? I have to add to this - my cousin once fell over a dog on her way to the shop for a kit kat, and fractured her leg, we used to taunt her all the time "have a break, have a kit kat"
Ok, but really... someone who can write the exact way they see something written- a font.... makes a tidy little sum by writing documents under the table. She's the one you go to when you need something forged.
You have made this an impossible situation for me because you insist on acting like a pampered princess expecting me to somehow read whatever the hell you want me to do in a language that is utterly foreign to me.