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I think my fiance actually made this so I would get the hint!

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Just admit it, all any woman wants in life is to do Christian Grey-ish things to the entire cast of Magic Mike.

blunt cards about women | fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look ...

Funny Confession Ecard: I fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look incredible when you got home. It's just that I fell asleep.

So true!

Good thing I work in advertising where its socially acceptable to drink at work. LOLOL Funny Workplace Ecard: If they arent going to let me drink at work, then they shouldnt let fucktards work here. rather-amusing

a complete waste of resources.

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

Funny Confession Ecard: I should be ashamed of myself. Let's be clear; I'm not, but I should be.

My reaction to my behavior a majority of the time. I take that back, my reaction ALL the time.

for that special "whore' out there, you know who you are. You aren't fooling anyone with your BS posts. You sick bitch!!!

Just calling to remind you that I know you in real life. Remind you of someone?

You prove over and over just what a complete Fucking idiot you are.  Stop it.  It's ridiculous.  Grow up bitch.

Hate is an emotion. When you are indifferent, the person no long matters in your life.

This is actually my life right now.

sometimes I just can't tell

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with my life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.

Ecard I work so many hours for lazy people

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn't.

Our breakup was due to religious differences. He thought he was God, I didn't. I am SO done because it's SO true

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