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I"d tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

It's not the size of the ship nor the motion of the ocean...it's whether the captain stays in port long enough for all the passengers to get off. | Pinterest |…

funny quotes, it is not the size of the ship or the motion of the ocean, its whether or not the captain stays in port long enough to get all the passengers off, sexy quotes - Dump A Day

Oh yes I am def hard to handle & a challenge too.Jeffrey baby you def handle me

Today's Modern Woman - Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime). Fit, trim & well-groomed. Works full-time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. . . Pick any two.

Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two


If a woman is bad at parking, it's only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

Twinkle, twinkle....

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I have these kind of days all the time!!

Ever have one of those days where literally everything pisses you off? Someone could be like "Look at that rainbow", and I'd be all, "Fuck that shit!" ~Ecards, ecards, and some more ecards - CafeMom Mobile


Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

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Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

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