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ADKD: Attention Deficit Kid Disorder: When you attempt to wash dishes but first must fix a blanket fort, fish a toy from behind the fridge, find a binky, sing the ABCs, and. hang on I hear crying. Pennington - this is our life!

YES lets go with that.. ;)

E Cards: I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. It's just that my standards are very high and most people just don't make the cut.

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

This is how i feel at work when i answer the phone :) Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can.

I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot.

This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for?!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

Bahahahaha!

I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. So true. So true

If this isn't the truest depiction of alcohol I've ever read.... LOL!! Honest Alcohol Labels

Honest Alcohol Labels

Funny pictures about Honest Alcohol Labels. Oh, and cool pics about Honest Alcohol Labels. Also, Honest Alcohol Labels photos.

Sleep Deprived. Toddler sleep regression, FAB!

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

LMAO #51 - Today 136 Best LMAO pics - Page 6 of 7

So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

I doooooooo

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

And have babies whenever our husbands (guess they expect us to be heterosexual too) want us to

We've given up on having it all, and yet...

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

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