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Uh, yep. Two black eyes & a bloody nose. Ahahahahahaha

Big Boob problems:D hahahahaha LOVE IT! It aint easy being with a D cup!

the flower shop would be on my speed dial  that if for certain!

I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered. I would have that number on speed dial!

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Omg this was totally me doing a somersault for Harper. My neck hurt for days.

.idiotic, bat shit crazy is more like it .... there should be a vaccine or mandatory holding cells on mars for these people... the world would be a much better place for everyone! lol

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

Hilarious!!

Sometimes I think, 'Screw this. I'll just be a stripper!' Then I remember I'm fat. and can't dance. OK so I would never be a stripper but I love it!

Don't think he understands any of it...

Funny Breakup Ecard: Since narcissistic was too big a word for you. How about asshole? Do you understand asshole?

"It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am."

"It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am." But change parent to Nanny for me.

Kid's energy

Only on Mondays in my house.

Yes they also fall into the groups of people that hate me and the people that don't:) Why?

Rottenecards - There are two types of people in the world People that understand and appreciate Sarcasm Idiots

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