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Normal people: One episode per night. Me: One season per night.

Whenever Im sad, I like to linger in childhood memories. As in, I watch Lizzie McGuire episodes all day.

I don't want to fold my laundry. So I'll restart the dryer. 3 times... a row.

If you see me running, call the police.

Bahahahahhahahha!!! I seriously get proud if I shave off ten minutes of a long road trip!

Even after all that gym time? Hahaha

Your kind, nurturing and gentle mom is off shift at 9pm. I suggest you get your ass to bed before her replacement- AngryBitchyMommy- arrives.