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It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing.....I have that skill.

I know i'm not skinny but I'm not fat either. I'm just at that awkward middle where I have a double chin when I'm texting.

Newt- Subject A5 The Glue The boy who CRIED Was the one who TRIED He had to FIGHT The most to SURVIVE He seemed so FINE But lost his MIND The Crank that DIED The Glue had DRIED . Newt

Raise your hand if you still eat raw cookie dough even tho there's a possibility you'll get salmonella *raises hand*

Am I the only one measuring time with music? Like, "I'll get to my destination in 3 songs."