To most Christians the bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click I agree. Many of us who search for meaning, read the Christian Bible more closely than the Tea Party types ever will.
Reminds me of a bad storm over the Atlantic. Fantasy: I would be sitting in front of my picture window, in my home on the beach lol, watching it roll in. I love watching God / Mother Nature at work! I just pray everyone stays safe.