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Or those evil red velvet pancakes at IHOP. And the waitress brought me a side dish of the cream cheese icing. She smiled, but I'm sure she hates me. #funny #dieting

8-10 hrs is enuff sleep....don't over eat then complain to me about a tummy ache.... when you're in your room clean it.... you don't need to be out every weekend! love, mom (always winning)

Those fuckers would be my 2 teenagers! 18 year old training to be a chef but never cooks at home and a 15 year old who thinks he's 25! I need a holiday

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