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I like to stalk my own Pinterest boards to remind myself what awesome taste in life I have.

I like to stalk my own boards to remind myself what awesome taste in life I have.

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This is exactly how I explained highschool to my parents.Now this is almost how I explain my life. See you should be proud" lol

... I should be in a flippin' musical !!! ツ

I sing my own melodies and songs, complete with partial or whole lyrics. I even wake up often with music in my head, words and all. I'm always full of melody and music and I love to sing, but I am also quite shy about it.

I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

when I look blankly at you, when I give you my one word answers. Ive already punched you in your fugly mug mkre than a few times

Or you know...3 weeks...whatevs.  I apologize

i'm that horrible friend that reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 3 hours later

TRUE LOVE... so true

Totally made me think of Kenzi "Mommy has a boogie in her nose. David has a boogie in his nose.

I do that!! Because I know they driving so slow that even if I look at them in the eye they wont catch up to me to do whatevers to me........lol...

I don't always pass slow drivers - But when I do, I check to see if they look as stupid as they drive. have to admit to that ;

Me:"Oh no my delicious healthy salad has fallen in the trash let me just grab this disgusting pizza instead!"  Friends:"STOP YOUR ON A DIET!" Me:*stuffs face with pizza*

Me:"Oh no my delicious healthy salad has fallen in the trash let me just grab this disgusting pizza instead!" Friends:"STOP YOUR ON A DIET!" Me:*stuffs face with pizza*

How to Decide When to Hire and When to DIY

How to Decide When to Hire and When to DIY

"MOO-OOMMM!!!!!!!" • This is true.  Except if it is something really tiny; then the kids have to find it, coz Momma cannot see that lil stuff!!

Nothing is really lost until mom can't find it. So true ! My mom can find any thing that i have lost!