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Calories are the little boogers that get together at night in your closet and sew your clothes tighter. My closet is infested with them ! - my friend has the same problem. Something must be done... Let's meet for lunch & come up with a plan! 😉

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Yeah...left out of everything. ..never invited to I just act disinterested. ..being sarcastic about being'll miss me one day...I'm not so bad of a person..