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haha i totally believe that!

Shoot, I'm a woman and I measured out my thumb and then did a "hoo hooo hooo ;)" kinda of giggle at my imaginary huge penis before finishing it.

please, this would be great right now since my student loans are starting to become due & I'm broke!!!

Dear Lord, all I ask is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person. I've been making that deal for years.

Go away Kanye. Take your wife and her family with you.

Kanye West said he’s going to be the next Nelson Mandela. Your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. TAKE A SEAT PLEASE.-- this accurately describes my feelings toward Kanye.

 hahahaha i dont know why this makes me laugh, but it does!

Actually made me chuckle out loud, since "for shits and giggles" has always been one of my husband's favorite phrases.

I dedicate this ... to Trevor

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

next time a stranger talks to me when im alone i will look at them shocked and just whisper quietly... you can see me?, words, quotes, funny, humor

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This happens too often

I've never ended up sending it to the wrong person, but I've definitely had the mini heart attack when you THINK you've sent it to the wrong person.

I think everyone with a man in their life can relate to this!

Every day I fall in love with you more & more.well, not every day yesterday you were pretty annoying! LOL cute lil' pack of gum & funny gag gift!

Wal-Mart vs The Dollar Palace!

"I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something. "People Of Wal-Mart"?I'm not sure I could handle "People Of Dollar Palace"!

Lmao!! Dead!

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This is the best thing ever. So simple. Yet glitter is impossible to clean up! Dangit. Wish I had thought of this once upon a time!

Yet another clever idea: "My ex boyfriend decided to cheat on me. So before returning his key- I put loose glitter on his ceiling fan blades.not me but sounds perfect

My mother ALWAYS confuses these two! Same with the roommates! ...lulz.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining