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George Carlin "Here's all you have to know aout men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid"

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Ohhh emmm geeee bahahha!

funny quote have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered who ties your shoelaces for you

Totally me today! Lol, I need my new employee now

Excellent check list, but sorry about the runner. Sanity had to go.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Yes. o.o

Morgan Freeman Meme: Actually, no, my post wasn't about you. But if the shoe fits, feel free to lace that bitch up and wear it.

You call it "road rage". I call it, "Aggressively maneuvering around assholes that don't know how to fucking drive!"

You call it road rage. I call it aggressively driving around assholes who don't know how to fucking drive!

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week.

If I got paid by the the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week. Fuck next week make that tomorrow

This is so me

Yup that's me haha! Does someone have my car bugged? This is ME! Also, when they are driving slowly(on the Phone) I lay down on the horn! if i cant drive they cant talk!

Lmao. Only when with my mom...till she calls me out on the bullshit.

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I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

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We all hate Mondays, right? This collection of best funny Monday memes expresses it all. Get into the mood for the week with these classic Monday memes!

Ex-husbands

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot. (funny, and sometimes true!

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192 Likes, 2 Comments - Manuel.Willo (@manuel.willo) on Instagram

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That's a sock full of nickels. Not sure what nickles are. I think I know who needs that sock full of nickels.

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