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HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS ON THE HELICARRIER

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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #268:The ‘S.H.I.E.L.D. Sexual Bucket List’ is most certainly not S.H.I.E.L.D. sanctioned and is not to be taken seriously. Any attempts to procreate on Director Fury’s desk will only end in severe bodily harm. You have been warned. [Submitted by scarecroweyes]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #212:It may be true that whatever can go wrong will go wrong, but we also follow a very important corollary to Murphy’s Law. When something goes wrong, we fix it.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #449:Asking any female agent if it is ‘that time of the month’ is not a good idea. [Submitted by hitomimuse]

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