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We hate everyone funny quotes quote bitch hate funny quotes girl quotes @Meg Christensen bahahaha!!

Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

Let's Not Cry Over Spilled Beer

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

Your facebook PDA has crossed into the disturbingly inappropriate category.

Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Unlock your inner Iron Man at Fitocracy.

OMG!  Too funny!!!

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

Lol

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: You're ridiculous. And by that I mean, we are going to best friends.

Hahaha!

oh my gosh yes. I dont have ADD attention deficit disorder. I have this isnt interesting enough to pay attention disorder. Understand the difference. I actually have adhd, but you get the idea

Everything Paleo!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out.

I'm glad everyone is having such a delightful day walking slow as fuck in front of me.

I'm glad everyone is having such a delightful day walking slow as fuck in front of me. Or driving!

You just can't imagine.

See this is the kinda of quote I should be pinning more often because it is so true. I wanted this quote to make you laugh Jordan.

Funny Stuff, Funny Things, Ha Ha

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Pirate!

Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. Just kidding.

I'm not the kind of person you want to put on speaker phone during a conversation

NEVER put me on speaker while having a Phone conversation with me. you never know what is going to come out of my mouth lol he he he

Stupid

Funny Workplace Ecard: When I get off the phone with you I am going to tell my coworkers how stupid you are. Bahaha so true!

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