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Yes. I knew there had to be a word to describe me in this situation. It's perfect.

hangry: a state of anger caused by lack of food (i'm def no fun when i'm hangry!) This is funny, i thought this only used with my Family!

i'm gonnnna

Realist speaking

Monsters, it's the monsters. Blankets are magic force fields where monsters are concerned. Door locks, alarms, technology are for murderers, but it takes a magic force field blanket to keep the monsters away.

I'm still working on the "silent" part of this.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!

I feel like this always happens when I forget to forward it to 10 people.  Or when I forward it to 10 people, but one email address bounces back undeliverable, and then the fate of technicalities comes in and kills me.  It's just so much work.

I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.

my room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear // everytime!

my room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear // everytime! I'll change room to closet

Happens to me sometimes haha

actually, I think it means you're an introvert. I LOVE cancelled plans.

So sadly true

Submission document

You know that awesome feeling when you finally understand math? - hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhah pretty much!

Quotes #quotes, #funny  Cheery thought to try and brighten up the work day..oh wait.

when work feels overwhelming. When work feels overwhelming, remember that lift. missed all my lectures today when work feels overwhelming When remember that lift lim! missed all my lectures today

Why do we feel safe under blankets?

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki. She's under a blanket. ha, ha that is funny!

HA HA HA!!!!  SO TRUE!!!!

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

Haha yes

Totally me! that's exactly it! I Don't Mean To Interrupt - Cool Funny Tees - Skreened T-shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Kids Tees, Baby One-Pieces and Tote Bags

Lord have mercy...how did they know? This is totally me.

The Biggest Lie I Tell Myself

I don't need to write it down --- so true, so true. Actually I don't tell myself that anymore, I HAVE to write it down!

Face book humor

Funny pictures about Dear sleep. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sleep. Also, Dear sleep.