Monsters, it's the monsters. Blankets are magic force fields where monsters are concerned. Door locks, alarms, technology are for murderers, but it takes a magic force field blanket to keep the monsters away.
I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.
It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.