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So true!!!

I'm going to kill that spider!Unless it moves two centimeters then I'm going to jump, scream, throw my shoe across the room and run for it. lol that is totally me all the way!

Been there.

Free and Funny News Ecard: You know you're from the if you remember being disappointed when the CD's leaflet didn't have the lyrics to the songs. How else were you going to learn that damn line on track

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

And leggings... too many people eat garbage, spend their life on the couch.... And choose leggings or skinny jeans. Lol. Please don't.

It is a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad. So true. So funny.

It's embarrassing how much satisfaction I get out of this happening

Funny Friendship Ecard: I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

That about sums it up...

Free and Funny News Ecard: Why yes, Wal-Mart, I'd love to wait in line for 30 minutes behind a pajama-clad person who lacks deodorant and a bra. It's so nice of you to have 2 whole registers open.

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

So, SO true. I remember when my Mom got off the couch, I had messed up.

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate.

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate. Ain't that the truth!

Free, Flirting Ecard: If you don't have anything nice to say, then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: If you don't have anything nice to say, then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha this is what happens at our meetings. I could be in my room grading papers or something.

Let's have a staff meeting and discuss the things that must happen but will never actually end up happening.So True

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