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from Where's the f*#king mommy manual?!?


Dear playground bullies… Consider yourself warned. Yours truly, Mommy

I always wonder that reading warning labels. lol

now who could put it better than a musketeer

Funny Family Ecard: So you're 10 and have a laptop, iPhone, and an iPad. When I was 10 I had one thing to play with called Outside. That's what your fat little ass is playing with today.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when people say 'He's a nice person once you get to know him' They might as well just say 'He's a douche, but you'll get used to it'.

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Pinterest makes me like people I've never met. Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life.