S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #10: Contrary to popular belief, Agent Hill does not actually have the bodies of rookies who displeased her underneath the floorboards of her office. We’ve checked. Twice.
The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement, but few can argue with it.