so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.
I think senility is going to be a fairly smooth transition for me.
Askhole: 2 people in my life do this, the only difference is that they know what they want to do, but for whatever reason still asks "what should I do? so fucking annoying.
I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.
This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas. Growing up is a lifelong process.
I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.