Jim Gaffigan has a new show on TV Land (aptly titled ‘The Jim Gaffigan Show’). To celebrate, here are a few classic one-liners and jokes from the long-time comedian. [h/t chive] Previously: 18 Funny Mitch Hedberg Quotes
Anxiety Cat is an image macro similar to a more anxiety-ridden version of Socially Awkward Penguin except it has a kitty in it so it wins by default. Sorry, Socially Awkward Penguin, but those are the rules which I just invented.