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The 31 Realest Tumblr Posts About Being A Woman

Here's to nipples! Without them, titties would be pointless. This beautiful toast makes a wonderful shirt, mug or mousepad for anyone with nipples!

I am random.... I love random people!!!

Lol so me! Everybody says that i talk too fast so to all of those people who say that. Looks like u just can't think is fast as me lol

Following the instructions

I got a new stick deodorant today.The instructions said: Remove Cap and Push up Bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I far, the room smells lovely.

Saved in to do list .. lols . #Funny #Quotes ...

Top 13 Best Funny Quotes

Send this message to get someone to stop texting you. People are dumb so this will work.

Men Don't Forget; short story example. Newspapers are concise. It's possible to tell a full story in few words.

Men Don’t Forget

Remember this kid.

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