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So many days like this and even breathing and blinking hurts

With Chronic Pain and Fatigue, all you can do is Breathe and Blink, but we must try to Smile as well. A smile can get those endorphins going. Somedays smiling is the last thing you want to do!

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You can order wine at McDonald's in Europe! Unfortunately, it is not named McWine. Marketing opportunity = missed.

Don't judge me but

Don't judge me. "Don't judge me. i like this game, you really get to know people.

Wine Wednesday

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: My office just started Wine Wednesdays! It takes place in the ladies' room handicap stall and I'm the only one who knows about it.

You can medicate crazy,  you can educate dumb but there is no cure for STUPID...in turn, there is NO cure for you!

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: I was going to suggest you quit acting stupid.then I realized you're likely not acting. Carry on. I'll watch from a distance.

golden girls, television, comedy

we could all learn a sassy lesson from the golden girls 6 We could all learn a lesson in sass from The Golden Girls photos)


I decided to reward myself with a well-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then realized it as Tuesday.

Almost time!✊

I love the feeling when you finally get in bed and turn off the lights and think, "I've been wanting to do this since this morning.this is so true sometimes!