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"My New Years Resolution is to have more sex in 2017 than I did in 2016 Once would do it "

""Elevator music" is a widely known concept, yet I've never been in an elevator that plays music "

My dad had a bowl of spicy peanuts and I wanted to eat some and he just yelled stop staring at my nuts