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Funny Baby Ecard: Living alone is so lonely. 'Maybe I should have a baby' Said no one ever.

This is more like me and this is a New   Year's resolution that I'll actually keep

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New Years Resolution - Screw the gym. This year, my New Years Resolution is to get more piercings and tattoos.

Seriously! You can't be nice to anyone without someone thinking that you're flirting.

Please stop mistaking my wonderful sense of humor as flirtation. Just because I make you laugh does not mean I want you. I'm just naturally hilarious. {I'm not flirting. I'm just funny} customers don't understand

This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for?!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

Pedicures are a must!

You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one - LOL! We say, keep feet feeling silky smooth in between pedicures with the Qtica Intense Overnight Foot Repair Balm

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Free, Confession Ecard: That moment you catch a glimpse of your tattoos in a mirror and think to yourself, "Yeah. you's a bad bitch.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plusbridesmaids. I don'teven like that many people.

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

I'm waiting..

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

eCard - Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, "Bitch, I can't read this, try again." Click to check out our Pinterest Fan Page!

Free and Funny News Ecard: Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying,

Hold on while I add this to my list of "Things I Don't Give a Fuck ...

Hold on while I add this to my list of "Things I Don't Give a Fuck .

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