The only one that I know is for sure inaccurate is the one about Winnie the Pooh. The actual bear the stories are based off of was a female, but the character was not. Winnie the Pooh is most definitely a male.
I LOVE some of these. But as for the one that says, "I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days without dying," this person distrusts all women, and I would like to change it to, "Never mess with anything that bleeds for a week without dying."