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HAHAHAHA yes

Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out. And isn't that a beautiful thing?

If I gave you a straw, will you go suck the fun out of someone else's day?

If I give you a straw, will you go Suck The Fun Out of someone else's day? Funny Poster Sign by FunnyBusiness

Jealousy is a disease. You will never have his full heart.

Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon Bitch. haha I'm sure the bitch is cured now. So ugly!

Oh yes please.  I need to sleep in !!!

or. setting the alarm, then in the morning, instead of hitting the snooze button, hit the off button and snuggle down knowing you don't have to get up. Sometimes my best sleep is in the morning after the alarm goes off.

Oh so true!

Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine. Well, maybe not the wine ;

Oh sweetie, that wasn't acting

Rottenecards - Some people are like slinkies.not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when they're pushed down the stairs.

My mother always told me if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all ..... And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them ...

“My mother always told me if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all….And some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them….

I will ignore you so hard, you will doubt your own existence.

I will ignore you so hard, you will doubt your own existence. ha so me

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