My Grand Uncle Sal was one Unicorn you didn’t mess with. He toughened his hooves as a bodyguard for the Famous Al Capone. Most people didn’t know that Sal was really just a big softie. All those years he thought he was protecting Al Calzone and he thought it was odd that some many people had a grudge against the man who invented delicious sandwiches. Sal was not the brightest unicorn.