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Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitche.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

It's embarrassing how much satisfaction I get out of this happening

Funny Friendship Ecard: I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

Funny Friendship Ecard: The residue of last night's 'smoky eye' is this morning's 'hooker murdered in a back alley' eye.

The residue off last night smokey eye is this mornings hooker murdered and a back alley

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

My husband said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.

That about sums it up...

Free and Funny News Ecard: Why yes, Wal-Mart, I'd love to wait in line for 30 minutes behind a pajama-clad person who lacks deodorant and a bra. It's so nice of you to have 2 whole registers open.

We love football, but why is the American taxpayer showering a profitable corporation with corporate welfare?

This is bullshit. Why do all these major corporations get away with this? They want to be treated like people, but NOT AT TAX SEASON.

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