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21 Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

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50 People On 'The Most Intellectual Joke I Know'. 'Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he wants to drink. Descartes says, 'Hmm, I don't know,' and vanishes in a puff of logic.'

A guy walks into a bar with his friend, and says to the bartender, "C-c-can I have a c-c-couple b-beers?" "Sure thing, jackass," replied the bartender, pouring the drinks. "Why did he call you that?" asked the friend later. "Oh," replied the guy, "he-aw, he-aw, he always calls me that."

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21 Jokes So Clever You Probably Won't Understand Them

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Do all of you want a drink?"