I have one question. Why the fuck does the first one say GIRL SCROLLER? I mean, that is sexist and terrible for women. No one has ANY right to say that. You DO NOT say that or I will beat your last breath out of you, then you can say how weak girls are, you shitty asshole. (Other than that it was pretty cool, I got, "Dude, lay off the iFunny for a while...")
We can only be friends if you're kind of an *sshole. Not a full blown *sshole because that's no fun. And if you're not an *sshole at all that won't work either. A halfway *sshole. Those are my kind of people. Reminds me of me
Larry this made me think oh you. I'll never forget the first time you said this to somone...we get along with each other just fine, we have an understanding, she's a b*tch and I'm and a-hole. Complete silence and jaw drop from our boss.