Laugh Out Loud Quotes by George Carlin. Hysterically funny, George cut through to the heart of every subject and found the humor in it. He was brilliant and fearless. The best comedian ever to mess with our heads. I miss you, George.
the real reason that we can't have the ten commandments in a courthouse: you cannot post 'thou shalt not steal,' 'thou shalt not lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. it creates a hostile work environment.