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"Think about how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that" Gotta love George Carlin! He was hilarious!

George Carlin (comedian) My favorite!!! Not only did he make me laugh, he made me think.

Laugh Out Loud Quotes by George Carlin. Hysterically funny, George cut through to the heart of every subject and found the humor in it. He was brilliant and fearless. The best comedian ever to mess with our heads. I miss you, George.

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SO TRUE.George was not only a brilliant comic he was truly wise Inspirational quote from George Carlin.

So true!!  Haha

This is my all time favorite Robin Williams quote :) RIP Robin Williams :(

Chill pill!

The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some of them choked on it.

I cannot stand people that dont put their carts away. then i have to get out of my truck to move your cart just to park.

I hate when people leave them in the parking spots. Park next to a freakin cart return if you are that lazy.

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absolutely. every time.

Cutest picture of a baby that's so happy it's Friday, that it made a really funny face. Wishes you to have a lot of fun during the weekend

This is EXACTLY why I'm afraid of birds...except it was a big ugly green parrot named Oscar.

girl freaked out look face parakeet landed lands on girls head, There isn't a more accurate picture that describes my life.

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the real reason that we can't have the ten commandments in a courthouse: you cannot post 'thou shalt not steal,' 'thou shalt not lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. it creates a hostile work environment.

So true!!

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Welcome to marriage

I Love Lucy. One of my all time favorite shows! I almost ALWAYS love Lucy and Ethel's dresses!

If you can read this, you are too close to being an asshole.

road rage problems sorry for driving so close in front of you Canadian bumper sticker.