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I’ve reached that age where my brain went from “You probably shouldn’t say that” …. “What the hell, let’s see what happens” Make your life EXCITING and live FREELY!

Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean I don't want to punch you in the face

Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face I always smile. (Although I rarely feel mean things, I just always smile.

Excellent check list, but sorry about the runner. Sanity had to go.


funnyand: Respect For Others My parents spanked me as a child. As a result now I suffer from a psychological condition known as “Respect For Others!I LOVE THIS ONE

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funny quotes when a woman says I just find it funny 99.9 % chance she did not find it funny

It's true. You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying "I just find it funny how." because there's a chance she did not find it funny.

:D quite interesting idea

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.

No truer statement said!

Ok seriously if your still shopping or have to price check or just want the cashier to go get items for you youre not done shopping get out of line youre wasting everyone's time.

Lol...shouldn't I have a degree or a medal or badges (or something!) for mastering this ability by now?! Hahaha!

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.

Marriage ;)

Husband Marriage Quotes: Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

LOL! This is what it means to be human!

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure. You don't learn by not doing anything, so mistake your way to success.

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How to Practice Radical Honesty. You have probably told many little lies and half-truths throughout your life. Radical honesty is the practice of minimizing the lies you tell. The "radical honesty" movement was founded by a.

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"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure it is a mistake," Amelia smiled.

But you need to think about your kids instead of yourself. Jesus a different school every year, calling cops on them, using their child support to keep your habits up instead of putting them in nice clothes.

From the bottom of my heart. From the bottom of my heart. Fuck Off.