** WHITE RATTIES: " Do ya believes us, cat? Our species didn'ts cause de Plague in de Dark Ages in Europe, centuries ago! It wuz de world's first vampire - de FLEA dat carried de contagion." ------------------- [ORANGE CAT: " Me haz a better one. If de peoples hadz notz been soes superstitious and killed hundreds of kittehs cuz dey taut we wuz de devil; we coulda wiped outz YOO and de Plague wouldn'ts haz been. De fleas wuz in yer fur !"