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They come in a pack of 100....which would last me about a month in this city!

You suck at parking. (Leave under wiper blade) Business Card

You Suck at Parking business cards. Leave under windshield wipers.

hahahaha- yes!

These are a few of my favorite pins. - Page 11

And I'm home alone A LOT. But with my vicious dog who eats serial killers. But still, don't try anything, serial killer.

Redneck Security System - this fits some of my family members!

Redneck Security System

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I definitely do...

10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

Did you know that the food you eat becomes energy?? - Imgur

Did you know that the food you eat becomes energy??

Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer on Parks and Recreation. Haha "that was a cookie"

for that dumb bitch on the third floor who talked to loud on her cell phone!

Except Uggs were designed to be made for surfers to wear to the beach. Love the Uggs with short shorts.

Damn....

Everything i like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible essencials-for-life

He Will Crash His Car

"When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car." - Will Ferrell

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

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Plus, you wouldn't need to kill yourself to donate your eyes...

You will be missed Grammar.

Oh! OH OH! Let me !

Some people just need a sympathetic pat. On the head. With a hammer.

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