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I wake up with a fabulous attitude every day, and then I talk to stupid people. Story of my job!

I hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary!

Free and Funny News Ecard: I hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary!

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It's Monday again! Check out these 30 best good morning quotes for Monday to start your week off right.

So not fair!

Facebook Thursday …. Plus!

Free and Funny Thanks Ecard: Government assistance: You may think it comes from rich people, but it comes from people who work 70 hours a week and still can't afford to buy what you can.

I'm amazed at how many lies you tell...to the family, to the kids and your friends.  Your goal is to see how many people you can get to believe your lies.  You just go around telling people that your bf isnt married.  Last time I checked someone needs to file divorce papers to get a divorce. Sounds like you're a compulsive liar and don't even know what truth means any more...

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. Sad but true.and I guess not really funny?

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Funny Workplace Ecard: When I get off the phone with you I am going to tell my coworkers how stupid you are. Bahaha so true!

Oh dear, this is me. I refuse to retract something that I would readily repeat, even if I regret the consequences of my words.

Your obsession with trying to make people feel sorry for you is only pushing people away. Fix your life already & quit the B.

Free, Confession Ecard: I'm 500% done with today and about 35% done with tomorrow.

I'm done with today and about done with tomorrow. SO glad this week is over at work. Hopefully next week won't suck as much

can I be on Pinterest instead ?

There Comes A Point In The Work Day When You Know You're No Longer Going To Be Productive. That Moment For Me Was am. Every Monday for me.

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

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Why yes I am on a diet; It's called the too rich for food stamps, but too poor to buy food diet. Hahahaha ain't this so true?

The internet doesn't care about what your face looks like from 90 different angles... js

another selfie. I hope those 10 'likes' give you the confidence you need to get through your day (for those FB friends who feel the need to post selfies EVERY OTHER DAY)!

If Facebook had a 'who really cares' button. Honey you would finally get the attention you crave.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

If you're funny, you're automatically 79% more attractive. Beauty fades but sarcasm is forever.

Free, Confession Ecard: If you're funny, you're automatically more attractive. Beauty fades but sarcasm is forever.

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