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I just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here.

thats what i've been trying to say all along!!!

Life quotes are the best sources of good inspiration. when you really need something more than inspiration then funny life quotes are the best way to make your mood

oohh wine,,, my constant companion... and jameson.. mmm jameson

Wine does this, not a man. Wine does this, not a man. Wine does this, not a man.

My head never stops

Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

Don't mean to overload anyone with my pins...but I'm stuck here at home all weekend and thought I'd make the best of it!

If anything I post offends you please bring it to my attention so I can delete you off my friends list.

The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

I don't need to write it down --- so true, so true. Actually I don't tell myself that anymore, I HAVE to write it down!

Totally!! :O)

Totally!! :O)

You didn't hold up your end of the bargain...

You also agreed not to make me sick and, well, we know how that turned out.thanks Joan!

That's just Awesome!

New favorite palindrome: Dammit I'm Mad spelled backwards is Dammit I'm Mad