I watched an episode once where they found a womans hair on a guys jacket and were like she must be your girlfriend and I was like I find my roommates hair on my bra on a regular basis. You obviously dont understand how womens hair works.
I don't understand what is happening here. My female "friends" were more likely to giggle under their breath & exchange looks if I said I was ugly. That or try to convince my partner to leave me. I have no luck with females as friends. This causes me great troubles as a feminist.