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Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

@Sarah Landgraf---we have to start writing  our own :)

Enough of the "Selfies"! It only makes people realize that you are incredibly conceited and NEED attention! Start thinking about other people and not just yourself!

men just cant take being sick....

Funny Apology Ecard: Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue? My life it's not even funny

"Short Temper"

Short Tempered by mreg - A Member of the Internet's Largest Humor Community

I wouldn't be such a smart ass if you wouldn't give me so much to work with!

Funny Confession Ecard: I wouldn't be such a smart ass if you wouldn't give me so much to work with!

@Kayla Barkett Snyder the other night in the parking lot...I have so much to do and tonight I am going home and doing none of it haha

Happy Monday

That moment where you have so much crap to do you decide you're not going to do any of it. Story of my life.

.idiotic, bat shit crazy is more like it .... there should be a vaccine or mandatory holding cells on mars for these people... the world would be a much better place for everyone! lol

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

After all of the verbal abuse I put up with all summer long from my narcissistic roommate, I righteously have a lot of things I'd like to say to him.

What I'd Really Like to Say to My Narcissistic Roommate

I don’t care what you think of me because it can't be half as bad as what I think of you. ~ or remotely as good as what I have on you