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Dear Santa, Yeah, I was naughty this year. And it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard. Where can I buy this?

from Isabella & Max Rooms

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Oh my gosh! So true. I'm pretty sure that would have given me nightmares as a child and I wasn't scared of anything

It doesn't matter if you've been naughty or nice.that creepy Elf on the Shelf is going to kill you one night while you're sleeping!lol he is kinda creepy but the kids love him

 Oooh yes!

Just Remember Cramps Are Better Than Contractions! Yes, unless cramps FEEL like contractions!

According to MASH, I was supposed to end up a successful architect, driving a purple lamborghini, married to Brad Pitt, have one kid and a pet tiger, and living in a mansion. WTF??

hahahha I loved playing mash! now some of the school agers at work play it. So funny :)

Funny Flirting Ecard: If I were Luke Bryan's baby, NO ONE else would be calling me baby. Just saying....

Funny Flirting Ecard: If I were Luke Bryan's baby, NO ONE else would be calling me baby.

Actually, all of the above. #ecard #funny

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level. I out-boob everybody!

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