The Defibrillator Toaster puns: "WERE LOSING THEM!" -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!" -Time of deliciousness: A.M -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids.
Also great for kids of age to carry a house key - Bracelet key, no more putting keys in your pocket. Great for jogging and wearing pocketless pants. Dude I'm 14 and I still lose house keys I need this badly.
Socrates Socks: Employing the first business-casual application of Kevlar, these socks are for people that hate having to replace socks because of toe holes, drooping fabric, or worn bottoms. They will never get a hole.